Post by TimberWolf762 on Nov 13, 2004 22:59:39 GMT -5
LOST WALLET
A guy from Boston was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and
behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short,
he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the
border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but
I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says
the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on
the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
"Thanks !" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston ?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."
A guy from Boston was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and
behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short,
he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the
border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but
I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says
the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on
the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
"Thanks !" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston ?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."
