Post by Torch 7.62 on Nov 16, 2004 6:44:55 GMT -5
A BLOKE and his girlfriend were making love in the back of his van when all of a sudden she shouted at him to whip her.
"Find something to whip me with now! If you do it will be the best sex you have ever had" she screamed.
So he opened the window, snapped off the aerial and started whipping her with it.
Three weeks later she went to the doctor and asked him to take a look at some infected cuts that she had on her back.
The doctor said: "These are really badly infected. I bet you got them making wild passionate love didn't you?''
"Yes" she replied, ''But how did you know that?'' she asked.
"Well, this is the worst case of van aerial disease I have ever seen'.'
Dave Piper
"Find something to whip me with now! If you do it will be the best sex you have ever had" she screamed.
So he opened the window, snapped off the aerial and started whipping her with it.
Three weeks later she went to the doctor and asked him to take a look at some infected cuts that she had on her back.
The doctor said: "These are really badly infected. I bet you got them making wild passionate love didn't you?''
"Yes" she replied, ''But how did you know that?'' she asked.
"Well, this is the worst case of van aerial disease I have ever seen'.'
Dave Piper