The Top 13 Rejected Titles for the Next "Harry Pot

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The Top 13 Rejected Titles for the Next "Harry Potter" Book:

13) Harry Potter and the Thousand-Dollar-a-Day Heroin Habit
12) Harry Potter and the Action Figure You Must Buy Right Now
11) Harry Potter and His Discernibly Turgid State
10) Harry Potter and the Homoerotic Leitmotif
9) Harry Potter and the Mustang Ranch
8) Harry Potter and the Chambers of Marilyn
7) Harry Potter and the Bath House of Secret Touches
6) Harry Potter and the Hey, Oprah, Pick Me For Your Book Club!
5) Harry Potter and the Well-Deserved Ass-Kicking
4) Harry Potter and the Can Of Whup-ass
3) Harry Potter and the Grassy Knoll
2) Harry Potter and the Long Night With a Britney Spears Poster and a Flashlight

and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Next "Harry Potter" Book...
1) Harry Potter and the Little Kid Who Died From Not Reading This Book

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Harry Potter and his puberty problems?
Harry Potter and the enchanted pimples?