Post by TimberWolf762 on Dec 1, 2004 13:52:03 GMT -5
A collection of terms that every beer drinker should know.
Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her
table then steers you to a less attractive friend.
Barley sandwich - Beer for lunch. Also called a slurp sandwich.
Bayonetting the wounded - Gamely drinking the half-finished beers the
morning after a party.
Booze coupons - Money.
Bedspins - The variety of spins that occur while lying prone. Putting
one foot on the floor usually helps. If you are already on the floor,
may God have mercy on your soul.
Beer b*tch - The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator
at a party whose sole purpose in life is to grab another beer for you
whenever you go empty.
Beer Buffet - Any bar with more than ten different beers on tap.
Beer Blinders (Beer Goggles) - One's perception when under the
influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot,
long distances to look jumpable, and also makes break dancing moves
look easy.
Beer Pressure - The tendency to drink what your friends drink.
Beer queer - A straight man who will pretend to be gay in order to
solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual.
Blackout Brigade - A group of heavy drinkers.
Booze compass - The instinct that leads you home when you're blackout drunk.
Booze muscle - The increase in courage and combat abilities linked to
heavy alcohol consumption.
Booze snooze - A nap taken early in the afternoon after a morning of
drinking, designed to prepare you for the evening's drinking.
Boozgart - The person who, when he is supposed to be passing the
bottle of liquor around, stops to reflect on the first time he got
drunk, last time he got drunk, etc. A derivative of the stoner term
bogart.
Breaking the Seal - Urinating for the first time during a drinking
session. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more
frequent.
Britney Spears - Rhyming slang for light beer. As in, "How can I take
you seriously when you've been drinking Britney Spears all night?"
Buzzkill - That which destroys the buzz. Examples are fights with
one's significant other while at the bar, boors who insist on telling
that story one more time, your best friend admitting that he/she is
sleeping with your significant other, horrible music after you've just
heard three of your favorite songs in a row, or discovering that you
actually have less than half of the money that you thought you had at
the beginning of the evening.
Date Rape - Nickname given to any of a number of alcoholic beverages
that taste like they have no booze in them whatsoever. Refers to their
effectiveness in helping a high school boy get his hands down the
pants of a girl who doesn't like beer.
De-boned - To become so drunk you appear not to have any skeletal
structure to hold you up.
Deep-dish olive pie - A martini.
Deja booty - When a drunk inexplicably has sex with a person that
he/she swore he/she would never speak to ever again, again.
Deja booze - When an infrequently enjoyed drink reminds you of the
last time you enjoyed it. As in, "This margarita reminds me of when I
was partying in Tijuana, just before I vomited on myself, picked a
fight with the bartender and got thrown in the clink. Good times, good
times."
Deserter - A full beer, possibly hidden, found when cleaning up the
next day after a party.
Drink link - An ATM.
Drink shrink - Those who, after a few drinks, discover they have the
ability to psychoanalyze and offer solid personal advice to their
friends and/or strangers.
Drinking in stereo - Boozing with a drink in each hand.
Driving by brail - Using the sound and feel of the road turtles to
keep your car on the highway.
Felony juice - Tequila.
Frontloading - Getting drunk before going to a nightclub because the
club's drinks are expensive.
Fugly bus - The mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people
from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins while
you're in the bathroom draining your tenth pint.
Get the fade on - Going out with intention of getting very, very drunk.
Grog monster - The part of the brain that insists you keep drinking
long after you should have went home and passed out.
Gutter hugger - Drinkers who empty the contents of their stomach into
a gutter or nearest trash can.
Jack and Jill - A shot of Jack Daniels and a beer.
Joint of no return - A bar from which you are 86'd.
Juice card - Received on your 21st birthday.
Jumping on the grenade - When two groups of the opposite sex meet, one
member "jumps on the grenade" by talking to (or possibly sleeping
with) the least attractive member of the other group so as to ensure
the success of the rest of the group.
Jumping strays - Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or
party. As in, "I'm so broke I've been jumping strays all night."
Kamikaze eyes - The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he always
hated but never had the guts to fight. Until now.
Keg commander - The boisterous chap who hovers around the keg so as to
ensure everyone knows how to properly pour a beer.
Keg sitter - Someone who stands next to the keg and drinks. Anyone who
abandons social interaction for the sake of insuring that they get
their proper share of the beer.
Last call lothario - Someone who's shy until last call, at which point
he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at
their home.
Loudmouth soup - A shot of strong liquor.
MDA - Mysterious Drinking Accident. When you wake up with bruises and
cuts you have no recollection of receiving. Also called UPI
(Unidentified Party Injury), UBB (Unidentified Beer Bruise) and drunk
marks.
NBR - No Beers Required. Someone sufficiently attractive enough to hit
on while sober.
One for the ditch - A less optimistic version of One for the road.
Pavement pizza - Vomit on the sidewalk, often found outside bars.
Roadside olympics - Roadside sobriety test.
Shelf jumper - Someone whose tastes improve from bottom to top shelf
when someone offers to buy them a drink.
Skinflint sprint - The fast walk a departing patron employs after he's
left the cocktail waitress a less-than-generous tip on the table.
Tart fuel - Bottled alcopops, e.g. Hooch, Sky Blue, etc., regularly
consumed by young women.
Trip dog - The invisible canine that starts getting underfoot around
your tenth drink. Once he arrives he will trip you up the rest of the
night.
Trojan hooch - Bringing an empty bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag
to a party so you won't appear a mooch.
Twelve stepper - A reformed drinker or someone who wants to quit
drinking early. As in, "Hold on there, twelve stepper, the bouncer
hasn't even threatened us yet."
Two pint screamer - Someone who gets noticeably drunk after two drinks.
Vodka vision A liquor specific brand of beer goggles.
Wobbly pop - Any beverage containing alcohol.
Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her
table then steers you to a less attractive friend.
Barley sandwich - Beer for lunch. Also called a slurp sandwich.
Bayonetting the wounded - Gamely drinking the half-finished beers the
morning after a party.
Booze coupons - Money.
Bedspins - The variety of spins that occur while lying prone. Putting
one foot on the floor usually helps. If you are already on the floor,
may God have mercy on your soul.
Beer b*tch - The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator
at a party whose sole purpose in life is to grab another beer for you
whenever you go empty.
Beer Buffet - Any bar with more than ten different beers on tap.
Beer Blinders (Beer Goggles) - One's perception when under the
influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot,
long distances to look jumpable, and also makes break dancing moves
look easy.
Beer Pressure - The tendency to drink what your friends drink.
Beer queer - A straight man who will pretend to be gay in order to
solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual.
Blackout Brigade - A group of heavy drinkers.
Booze compass - The instinct that leads you home when you're blackout drunk.
Booze muscle - The increase in courage and combat abilities linked to
heavy alcohol consumption.
Booze snooze - A nap taken early in the afternoon after a morning of
drinking, designed to prepare you for the evening's drinking.
Boozgart - The person who, when he is supposed to be passing the
bottle of liquor around, stops to reflect on the first time he got
drunk, last time he got drunk, etc. A derivative of the stoner term
bogart.
Breaking the Seal - Urinating for the first time during a drinking
session. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more
frequent.
Britney Spears - Rhyming slang for light beer. As in, "How can I take
you seriously when you've been drinking Britney Spears all night?"
Buzzkill - That which destroys the buzz. Examples are fights with
one's significant other while at the bar, boors who insist on telling
that story one more time, your best friend admitting that he/she is
sleeping with your significant other, horrible music after you've just
heard three of your favorite songs in a row, or discovering that you
actually have less than half of the money that you thought you had at
the beginning of the evening.
Date Rape - Nickname given to any of a number of alcoholic beverages
that taste like they have no booze in them whatsoever. Refers to their
effectiveness in helping a high school boy get his hands down the
pants of a girl who doesn't like beer.
De-boned - To become so drunk you appear not to have any skeletal
structure to hold you up.
Deep-dish olive pie - A martini.
Deja booty - When a drunk inexplicably has sex with a person that
he/she swore he/she would never speak to ever again, again.
Deja booze - When an infrequently enjoyed drink reminds you of the
last time you enjoyed it. As in, "This margarita reminds me of when I
was partying in Tijuana, just before I vomited on myself, picked a
fight with the bartender and got thrown in the clink. Good times, good
times."
Deserter - A full beer, possibly hidden, found when cleaning up the
next day after a party.
Drink link - An ATM.
Drink shrink - Those who, after a few drinks, discover they have the
ability to psychoanalyze and offer solid personal advice to their
friends and/or strangers.
Drinking in stereo - Boozing with a drink in each hand.
Driving by brail - Using the sound and feel of the road turtles to
keep your car on the highway.
Felony juice - Tequila.
Frontloading - Getting drunk before going to a nightclub because the
club's drinks are expensive.
Fugly bus - The mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people
from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins while
you're in the bathroom draining your tenth pint.
Get the fade on - Going out with intention of getting very, very drunk.
Grog monster - The part of the brain that insists you keep drinking
long after you should have went home and passed out.
Gutter hugger - Drinkers who empty the contents of their stomach into
a gutter or nearest trash can.
Jack and Jill - A shot of Jack Daniels and a beer.
Joint of no return - A bar from which you are 86'd.
Juice card - Received on your 21st birthday.
Jumping on the grenade - When two groups of the opposite sex meet, one
member "jumps on the grenade" by talking to (or possibly sleeping
with) the least attractive member of the other group so as to ensure
the success of the rest of the group.
Jumping strays - Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or
party. As in, "I'm so broke I've been jumping strays all night."
Kamikaze eyes - The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he always
hated but never had the guts to fight. Until now.
Keg commander - The boisterous chap who hovers around the keg so as to
ensure everyone knows how to properly pour a beer.
Keg sitter - Someone who stands next to the keg and drinks. Anyone who
abandons social interaction for the sake of insuring that they get
their proper share of the beer.
Last call lothario - Someone who's shy until last call, at which point
he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at
their home.
Loudmouth soup - A shot of strong liquor.
MDA - Mysterious Drinking Accident. When you wake up with bruises and
cuts you have no recollection of receiving. Also called UPI
(Unidentified Party Injury), UBB (Unidentified Beer Bruise) and drunk
marks.
NBR - No Beers Required. Someone sufficiently attractive enough to hit
on while sober.
One for the ditch - A less optimistic version of One for the road.
Pavement pizza - Vomit on the sidewalk, often found outside bars.
Roadside olympics - Roadside sobriety test.
Shelf jumper - Someone whose tastes improve from bottom to top shelf
when someone offers to buy them a drink.
Skinflint sprint - The fast walk a departing patron employs after he's
left the cocktail waitress a less-than-generous tip on the table.
Tart fuel - Bottled alcopops, e.g. Hooch, Sky Blue, etc., regularly
consumed by young women.
Trip dog - The invisible canine that starts getting underfoot around
your tenth drink. Once he arrives he will trip you up the rest of the
night.
Trojan hooch - Bringing an empty bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag
to a party so you won't appear a mooch.
Twelve stepper - A reformed drinker or someone who wants to quit
drinking early. As in, "Hold on there, twelve stepper, the bouncer
hasn't even threatened us yet."
Two pint screamer - Someone who gets noticeably drunk after two drinks.
Vodka vision A liquor specific brand of beer goggles.
Wobbly pop - Any beverage containing alcohol.
