Drinking quotes

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Drinking quotes

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra~

"When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~Henny Youngman~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....Coincidence? I think not." ~Stephen Wright~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~Brian O'Rourke~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin~

"BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! " ~ "Unknown" ~

[TimberWolf762]

Hey! Who stole the cork from my lunch?

There we were , in darkest Africa. We lost the corkscrew, and had to survive on meat, vegetables, and water for 6 weeks.

- both by W.C. Fields

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~Brian O'Rourke~

It's what happens in between drinking and sleeping that allways gets me in trouble! lol !