Post by Phalanx on Sept 18, 2004 18:40:49 GMT -5
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill
instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL.
A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours
the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was
sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill
instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit,
"Why did you go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a
comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day
you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who
proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me
a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find
out what would follow that SIR."
instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL.
A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours
the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was
sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill
instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit,
"Why did you go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a
comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day
you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who
proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me
a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find
out what would follow that SIR."
