Post by TimberWolf762 on Dec 25, 2004 2:09:25 GMT -5
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Real Stupidity.
Done something stupid? Let us blame a big company and make them pay lots of money. We'll even give you some of it. -- Trial Lawyers Assoc.
If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
A sixpack is not a support group.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
If you can't say something nice about a person, you've come to the right place.
Stupidity kills... but not enough to really help.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
A night is like day without sunshine.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The Future ain't what it used to be.
Top ten reasons to procrastinate:
1.
The 2 rules for success...
1. Never tell all you know.
The speed of time is 1 second per second
Why do psychics have to ask your name.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
It only seems kinky the first time.
If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... Yippie!
Aliens smart enough to visit Earth would be smart enough not to.
Shouldn't it be spelled fonetic?
Ignorance is nine tenths of the law.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
I just got a dog for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
If I complemented your figure, would you hold it against me?
Depression: Anger without Enthusiasm
I wonder what it's like to be a slice of cheese.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I will not tolerate intolerance.
My God can beat up your God.
Bob is my co-pilot.
I used to be a kleptomanic, but I took something for it.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
I do what the voices in my pants tell me to.
Warning: Due to it's content, this website should not be viewed by anyone.
Your computer may beat you at chess, but not kickboxing.
Stupidity should hurt.
When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.
Doubt everything.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
My child sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasm.
My cultlike following is now accepting applications.
End injustice! Kill everyone!
It takes a lot of balls to play golf like me.
Visualize Whirled Peas
I don't care about apathy.
I brake for.... OH s**t, NO BRAKES!!
DARE to think for yourself.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks.
Done something stupid? Let us blame a big company and make them pay lots of money. We'll even give you some of it. -- Trial Lawyers Assoc.
If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
A sixpack is not a support group.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
If you can't say something nice about a person, you've come to the right place.
Stupidity kills... but not enough to really help.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
A night is like day without sunshine.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The Future ain't what it used to be.
Top ten reasons to procrastinate:
1.
The 2 rules for success...
1. Never tell all you know.
The speed of time is 1 second per second
Why do psychics have to ask your name.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
It only seems kinky the first time.
If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... Yippie!
Aliens smart enough to visit Earth would be smart enough not to.
Shouldn't it be spelled fonetic?
Ignorance is nine tenths of the law.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
I just got a dog for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
If I complemented your figure, would you hold it against me?
Depression: Anger without Enthusiasm
I wonder what it's like to be a slice of cheese.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I will not tolerate intolerance.
My God can beat up your God.
Bob is my co-pilot.
I used to be a kleptomanic, but I took something for it.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
I do what the voices in my pants tell me to.
Warning: Due to it's content, this website should not be viewed by anyone.
Your computer may beat you at chess, but not kickboxing.
Stupidity should hurt.
When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.
Doubt everything.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
My child sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasm.
My cultlike following is now accepting applications.
End injustice! Kill everyone!
It takes a lot of balls to play golf like me.
Visualize Whirled Peas
I don't care about apathy.
I brake for.... OH s**t, NO BRAKES!!
DARE to think for yourself.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks.
