Post by TimberWolf762 on Jan 2, 2005 11:56:15 GMT -5
Two Marines, Johnson and Smith, are manning an Observation Post. Suddenly, Johnson starts to convulse, then lays still. Smith checks him out, he doesn't appear to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. Smith radios back to headquarters panicking, "I think Johnson is dead, what do I do?"
A Captain replies in a calm soothing voice, "Calm down Marine. First, make sure he is dead."
Smith says OK and the Captain waits. A few moments later he hears a shot. Smith comes back on the radio, "Ok Sir, now what?"
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At the end of a long night of drinking, a Marine leaves a bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "Not as tough as a Marine, are you, Batman?"
A Captain replies in a calm soothing voice, "Calm down Marine. First, make sure he is dead."
Smith says OK and the Captain waits. A few moments later he hears a shot. Smith comes back on the radio, "Ok Sir, now what?"
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At the end of a long night of drinking, a Marine leaves a bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "Not as tough as a Marine, are you, Batman?"
