Post by TimberWolf762 on Jan 2, 2005 11:58:11 GMT -5
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' really just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't it odd how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and beans are vegetables?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no" when there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just lie around all day?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
Why are there drawings of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? ………….Gotcha!
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
Would you get in trouble for saying “hi” to a friend on an airplane whose name is Jack?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Is there anything easier done than said?
If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? He had FOUR of them and look what happened to him!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and the President’s limo are all at a 4 way stop, who has the right away?
Would it be possible for a solar-powered vehicle to travel faster than the speed of light?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a charred, blackened crisp which no human being would eat?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner in the first place?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
How can something be new and improved? If it's new, it never existed before – what it an improved version of?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Why do we have hot water heaters? Isn’t it really just a water heater?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' really just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't it odd how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and beans are vegetables?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no" when there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just lie around all day?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
Why are there drawings of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? ………….Gotcha!
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
Would you get in trouble for saying “hi” to a friend on an airplane whose name is Jack?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Is there anything easier done than said?
If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? He had FOUR of them and look what happened to him!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and the President’s limo are all at a 4 way stop, who has the right away?
Would it be possible for a solar-powered vehicle to travel faster than the speed of light?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a charred, blackened crisp which no human being would eat?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner in the first place?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
How can something be new and improved? If it's new, it never existed before – what it an improved version of?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Why do we have hot water heaters? Isn’t it really just a water heater?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
