Post by GrizzlyOso on Jan 12, 2005 19:44:15 GMT -5
Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a
>> gas station that had been
>> closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
>> pumps, and the younger
>> of the two aliens addressed it. "Greetings,
>> Earthling. We come in peace.Take
>> us to your leader." The gas pump of course didn't
>> respond.
>>
>>
>>
>> The younger alien started to get mad at the lack of
>> response and the older
>> one said, "I wouldn't push it if I were you". The
>> younger alien ignored the
>> warning and repeated the greeting. Again, there was
>> no response.
>>
>>
>>
>> Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's
>> haughty attitude, he drew his
>> ray gun and said patie ntly, "Greetings Earthling. We
>> come in peace. Do not
>> ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I
>> will fire!"
>>
>>
>>
>> The older alien again warned his comrade, "You don't
>> want to do that.You
>> really don't want to make him mad!"
>>
>>
>>
>> "Rubbish," replied the younger alien. He aimed his
>> weapon at the pump and
>> fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive
>> fireball roared outwards and
>> toward them and blew the younger alien off his feet
>> and deposited him
>>
>> in a burnt and crumpled mess 200 yards away in a
>> cactus patch.
>>
>>
>>
>> Thirty-five Earth minutes later, when he finally
>> regained consciousness
>> refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent
>> antenna, he l ooked
>> dazedly up at the wiser one, who was standing over
>> him, slowly shaking his
>> big green head. "What a ferocious creature," said
>> the young fried one. "It
>> damn near killed us! How did you know it was so
>> dangerous??"
>>
>>
>>
>> The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly
>> feeler onto the crispy,
>> peeling flesh and shared some knowledge. "If there's
>> one thing I've learned
>> during my travels through the galaxy," said the wise
>> old alien, "When a guy
>> has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and
>> then stick it in his own
>> ear, you don't want to mess with him."
>>
>> gas station that had been
>> closed for the night. They approached one of the gas
>> pumps, and the younger
>> of the two aliens addressed it. "Greetings,
>> Earthling. We come in peace.Take
>> us to your leader." The gas pump of course didn't
>> respond.
>>
>>
>>
>> The younger alien started to get mad at the lack of
>> response and the older
>> one said, "I wouldn't push it if I were you". The
>> younger alien ignored the
>> warning and repeated the greeting. Again, there was
>> no response.
>>
>>
>>
>> Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's
>> haughty attitude, he drew his
>> ray gun and said patie ntly, "Greetings Earthling. We
>> come in peace. Do not
>> ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I
>> will fire!"
>>
>>
>>
>> The older alien again warned his comrade, "You don't
>> want to do that.You
>> really don't want to make him mad!"
>>
>>
>>
>> "Rubbish," replied the younger alien. He aimed his
>> weapon at the pump and
>> fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive
>> fireball roared outwards and
>> toward them and blew the younger alien off his feet
>> and deposited him
>>
>> in a burnt and crumpled mess 200 yards away in a
>> cactus patch.
>>
>>
>>
>> Thirty-five Earth minutes later, when he finally
>> regained consciousness
>> refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent
>> antenna, he l ooked
>> dazedly up at the wiser one, who was standing over
>> him, slowly shaking his
>> big green head. "What a ferocious creature," said
>> the young fried one. "It
>> damn near killed us! How did you know it was so
>> dangerous??"
>>
>>
>>
>> The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly
>> feeler onto the crispy,
>> peeling flesh and shared some knowledge. "If there's
>> one thing I've learned
>> during my travels through the galaxy," said the wise
>> old alien, "When a guy
>> has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and
>> then stick it in his own
>> ear, you don't want to mess with him."
>>
