two blonde carpenters

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Becky and Sally Ann were doing some carpenter work on a house. Becky who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either use it or throw it over her shoulder.
Sally Ann, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?".
Becky explained, "When I pull out a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, so I throw them away".
Sally Ann got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!".

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A blonde gets pulled over for speeding, and as it turns out, the cop is a blonde, too. The 1st blonde can't find her driver's license, and finally asks the cop what it looks like.

"It's small and square and has your picture on it", she says.

The 1st blonde keeps digging through her purse and finds a mirror. She holds it up and sees herself in it. "Oh, here it is", she says. She hands it to the cop.

The cop holds it up, sees herself in it, and says "Oh, I didn't know you were a cop, too. You can go".

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LOL