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Post by Torch 7.62 on Sept 27, 2004 17:18:50 GMT -5
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 3" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for John Kerry, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
------------------------------------------------------------------ Timber,
Make it through Houston?
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Post by sig 7.62 on Sept 27, 2004 22:13:14 GMT -5
Sounds like a typical illegal mexican border crossing!!
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Post by mpsrt on Sept 29, 2004 14:31:04 GMT -5
I bet both Timbers made it through Houston.
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Post by TimberWolf762 on Sept 30, 2004 16:03:40 GMT -5
HA! Lemme get that M1A scoped and I'll be on the overpass.
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