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Post by TimberWolf762 on Oct 1, 2004 12:20:21 GMT -5
The Top 20 Rejected Children's Books
20 Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
19 The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book
18 The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
17 Alice in WonderBraLand
16 The Legend of Three-Card Monte
15 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
14 The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go Away
13 Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
12 Where the Wildings Are
11 The Little Big Book of Necrophelia
10 The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
9 Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick
8 The Crack House at Pooh Corner
7 The Dummy's Guide to Crying
6 When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
5 Where's Waldo's Weewee?
4 The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book
3 Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
2 Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
and the Number 1 Rejected Children's Book...
1 Furious George Delivers the Mail
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Post by Torch 7.62 on Mar 14, 2005 7:48:23 GMT -5
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books:
The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Like Sherbert
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Marvin K. Mooney, Get The F*ck Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches
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