Yet more rejected children's books

[TimberWolf762]

Rejected Children's Book Titles:

1. Strangers Have the Best Candy
2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

3. Some Kittens Can Fly!
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book
of Wild Animals of North Amer-- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our
Bikes!
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. You Are Different and That's Bad
8. Dad's New Wife Larry
9. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave
Games
10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
11. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
13. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
14. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School
15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
17. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be
Friends?
18. Bi-Curious George
19. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
20. Grandpa Went to Hell

[dead0man]

good stuff.....I especially liked 4, 8, 11,14,15 and 19

[TimberWolf762]

19 . . . . Ah, yeah, you do have kids, don't you?

[dead0man]

4 of 'em

[Saggin]

4 kids why would anyone want 4 kids oh wait I have 4 kids and they are all girls shoot me shoot me now.