Post by FireDevil7.62 on Oct 4, 2004 8:58:43 GMT -5
>>CHINESE PROVERBS
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>> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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>> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>>
>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
;D