Post by TimberWolf7.62 on Oct 20, 2009 13:20:08 GMT -5
I don't want to lose any part of my body, but if I had to lose something big, I guess it would have to be the legs. Advances in science have made this less of a devastating thing than it used to be, and if we don't have articulated artificial knees yet, we soon will. Besides, we are all so politically correct now that I would get the good parking spaces.
Even more so than that, though, I think I could have fun with it.
Imagine getting some prosthetic legs where the knee hinged backwards, like a goat's. And with hooves instead of feet. That would be kind of weird, wouldn't it? And get the legs to be longer, you know, jack you up to about seven feet tall.
Then get some tight-fitting pants made out of fur, so it looks like you have fur growing on those long legs. Maybe in tiger stripes or – even better - spots, like a leopard or cheetah. Yeah, that'd be cool.
And work out at the gym more, buff up the arms and chest. Or just buy one of those foam rubber things that makes it look like you have development like Arnold Schwartzenegger. OK, we're getting there.
Grow a beard - goatee and mustache. Um hmmm.
Get some of those contact lenses that makes your eyes look like cat's eyes, with the vertical slit instead of the round pupil. Ha, that would give some people a shock, huh?
Then - the crowning touch, so to speak - get some horns that would strap on or glue on. Nothing huge, just a couple of inches, just enough to noticeably come up through the hair. OOoooooooooooooooo!
Then walk into a bar. Or a church.
I’d love to do that.
Even more so than that, though, I think I could have fun with it.
Imagine getting some prosthetic legs where the knee hinged backwards, like a goat's. And with hooves instead of feet. That would be kind of weird, wouldn't it? And get the legs to be longer, you know, jack you up to about seven feet tall.
Then get some tight-fitting pants made out of fur, so it looks like you have fur growing on those long legs. Maybe in tiger stripes or – even better - spots, like a leopard or cheetah. Yeah, that'd be cool.
And work out at the gym more, buff up the arms and chest. Or just buy one of those foam rubber things that makes it look like you have development like Arnold Schwartzenegger. OK, we're getting there.
Grow a beard - goatee and mustache. Um hmmm.
Get some of those contact lenses that makes your eyes look like cat's eyes, with the vertical slit instead of the round pupil. Ha, that would give some people a shock, huh?
Then - the crowning touch, so to speak - get some horns that would strap on or glue on. Nothing huge, just a couple of inches, just enough to noticeably come up through the hair. OOoooooooooooooooo!
Then walk into a bar. Or a church.
I’d love to do that.